Wednesday winge

6.5km | easy Week 2 of 11 I adore my kids, yet in the winter they test my love as they turn into indiscriminate disease carrying vectors. Leaving me to sniffle and cough through most of early winter. They seem to throw a cold in 48 hours, whereas Dad is forced to endure the symptoms for a week at a time. Next winter will be different:-
  • All children will be required to be hosed down with military grade antibacterial solution before close contact with their Father can be permitted.
  • Night time book reading shall be conducted only under the Get Smart designed cone of silence or by web cam.
  • Good night kisses shall be banned and blown kisses may only be permitted if the child is wearing a properly adjusted surgical mask.
  • All clothes, bed sheets and towels used by the child shall be promptly incinerated after single use.
I did run last night by the way. Easy run. No niggles to report. So I'm feeling good from the chest down. Right now I'm not exactly feeling well enough to race at Striders Lane Cove. So I'm thinking I might tag along with Blkbox on his Saturday amble instead. Mood: --->

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Blogger Tesso stopped running and said ...
Thursday, 01 June, 2006

On the bright side instead of turning on the electric blanket you can use them as bedwarmers.    



Blogger Superflake stopped running and said ...
Thursday, 01 June, 2006

Come on mate snap out of it and get down to Lane Cove. I'm making my years debut!!    



Blogger miners stopped running and said ...
Friday, 02 June, 2006

rules have now been implemented and will be ruthlessly enforced till October    



Blogger Carolyne stopped running and said ...
Friday, 02 June, 2006

Night time book reading shall be conducted only under the Get Smart designed cone of silence
Gronk mate, the Cone of Silence can't work, it will just have to be the webcam.
Good night kisses . . . may only be permitted if the child is wearing a properly adjusted surgical mask
There is a thriving market of haute couture surgical masks in Vietnam, with a special line in animal faces for kids. Sounds like a good idea.

Don't race hard if you don't feel well, it can plague you for months! Take Care Gronk Mate!    



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